tutors are just education prostitutes
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So I go to use the (girls) bathroom in my dorm. And the stall I always use is just
I can’t use this stall anymore guys…
Its like all those hotties are watching you pee..how horrifying!
Ik you guys remember these
the good old days
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gotta get that nasty dick taste outta my mouth
then re-apply a coat of my 1D lipstick
gotta stay smelling nice!
then jazz it up for the night with my new dress ofc :)
cant forget to accessorize!
ready to go!
just in case ;)
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