tutors are just education prostitutes
- fan: are you a boobs or an ass guy?
- Niall: ass
- Louis: ass
- Liam: ass
- Harry: I'm a personality guy
- Liam: he likes boobs
gotta get that nasty dick taste outta my mouth
then re-apply a coat of my 1D lipstick
gotta stay smelling nice!
then jazz it up for the night with my new dress ofc :)
cant forget to accessorize!
ready to go!
just in case ;)